Steve From Stranger Things Has Already Got Rid Of His Bowl Cut

Steve From Stranger Things Has Already Got Rid Of His Bowl CutNetflix

Stop the press! In fact, stop everything you’re doing, because someone had a haircut, some people questioned it, and now that person has changed their hair again.

I know! Front page news, people!

Hair. Most of us have it, and most of us have had it cut or restyled or changed to some degree at least once in our lives, because we’re human and these little things can make a big difference. The difference, in this case, is the person in question is rather well-known for their powerful hair, and they outrageously went and changed it without consulting the rest of us! The cheeky devil.

Steve From Stranger Things Has Already Got Rid Of His Bowl CutPA

Steve. Steve from Stranger Things. Dad Steve. Steve ‘The Hair’ Stranger Things. Does he have an actual last name? Yes. It’s Hairington.

Anyway, a few days ago Steve Hairface made the audacious decision to cut off his iconic Stranger Things 80s bouffant hair. Why? Probably because it’s not the 80s and Stranger Things is over. He’s not even called Steve for Pete’s sake!

He’s actually called Joe Keery, and a few days ago Joe ‘Hairy’ Keery caused more outrage than New Coke (that’s an 80s joke for you Stranger Things fans) by cutting off his luxurious hair. Unless it was a wig and he just took the wig off finally. How disappointing would that be?!

Keery actually just had a chop, and went from his 80s bouffant to a 90s bowl cut, because if you’re not using your hair to document the decades are you even really living?

However, some people really weren’t digging SteveJoe’s new hair. It was a kind of bowl cut with bangs type of situation, and a lot of people had serious concerns.

He may have just run out of product and decided to rock a new look, who knows.

To many people’s relief, it seems JoeHairSteve heard the internet’s outcry and its lament for his lovely locks, so he dashed out, grabbed some product and slapped it on his scalp. And now all is apparently right with the world. Which poses the question – would it help things if Bojo and The Donald started using the same hair products as The Steve?

Probably not. But for now we can once again curl up in Joe Steve The Hair From Stranger Things Keery Hairington III’s hair and pretend everything is ok.

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