let’s Start with Kate Middleton…
Mother nature has no respect for the royal gown.
You should feel lucky that nature and technology have allowed you to gaze upon the royal derriere.
Before 1695, a peasant who saw something like this would be taken straight to the dungeon and his entire turnip harvest would be distributed amongst the lesser lords.
Being A Shooting Instructor
Comes with a lot of perks.
If you want to be able to aim better, your torso and legs need be at a 90-degree angle.
More like Double D’s….Am I Right!?
Invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return.